Backstage- Susie’s line Flashcards
Heidi: I’m telling you, Susie, I just can’t do this. I’ve never been on a stage before with millions of people looking at me!
It won’t be millions Heidi. If we sell out there will still only be 92 pairs of eyes looking at you.
Heidi: 92? That’s 184 eyeballs! I can’t do this! I’ll faint! At the very least, I’ll throw up. I don’t want to throw up in front of 184 eyeballs.
You don’t
Heidi: I don’t?
No. You can throw up before you go on stage.
Heidi: … but I’m afraid George is going to have to take my place.
No! Heidi, we’ve been rehearsing together for weeks! Your mom is even bringing her video camera!
Heidi: I know if I go out there with the audience full of people, something really bad is going to happen
I’m not going to let anything bad happen! Come on, Heidi. We’re friends! Don’t stick me with George. He doesn’t know the part: He can’t learn it by tomorrow. I’ll have to do both our lines. I’ll look like a fool, especially if I have to place myself under arrest.
Heidi: …Since I’m the only suspect left in the room.
Okay. Then I guess I’ll have to arrest Jeff all by myself.
Heidi: It is my favorite part.
That’s right . We flipped a coin to see who would get Jeff and you won. Now I guess I’ll get to cuff him all by myself.
Heidi: This is all your fault!
Don’t worry! Just play along with me and he’ll never know the difference!
Heidi: Then why don’t you get it?
Willow put a heavy duty padlock on it. I can’t get in.
Heidi: Then ask Willow to open it!
I have asked her. Several times. She keeps telling me she’ll do it as soon as she can. I don’t know what else you want me to do?
Heidi: …And if I don’t get some food soon I’m going to be in a really bad mood!
Maybe it’s better if you don’t eat anyway. You’re always threatening to throw up. If you don’t eat, you can’t throw up!
Heidi: …It would be much more merciful!
Come on. I’ll feed you some lunch
Heidi: Jeff, Hi
What do you mean no more plays?
Jeff: Who else is there?
Well, us, and Annie and Kara, just to name a few.
Jeff: Yeah, but none of you are cheerleaders!
How silly of me to forget!(To heidi) Still want to arrest him?