apostle Flashcards
You got a minute
a little paranoid) What? Why?
Do you have a minute?
No! I mean, why? A minute for what? What do you need?
I just want to ask you something
(relieved) Oh. Sure, okay. Ask me what?
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?
Oh shit.
I guess that’s a “no”, huh?
(looking for a way out) Uh…
Can I ask you something else?
Y’know, I’m in kind of a hurry. I really gotta go. I mean, I gotta “go”, and then I gotta get out of here. I’m right in the middle of this thing.
…No time for Jesus.
Yeah. Bummer.
That silence. That’s the saddest sound in the world. That’s the sound of me not telling you about Jesus.
Look, I don’t want to get into this right now.
That’s really gotta suck.
Okay, that’s enough.
. I need to focus. I can’t have somebody looking out for my eternal well-being.
Okay, look, buddy, this is neither the time, nor the place.
You’re right. No problem. Why don’t I catch you later then?
Good idea.
And you probably don’t want me bugging you at the airport either.
No, I don’t want you bugging me anywhere.
So, it’s not really the place that bothers you at all, is it?
Yes! Yes, it is! This is a public restroom, for Christ’s sake!
You say this isn’t the place for religion, but I say this room needs it more than anywhere else on Earth.
(knocking on the stall door) Hurry up in there!
What are you afraid of?
I’m afraid of you creeping me out is what! I’m afraid this is a public restroom and I gotta take a dump and I’d like some privacy, but you’re getting in my personal space and it’s freaking me out!
