Alice In Wonderland Jr. Flashcards
After “Painting the roses red (reprise)”
MY SONG
And just what do we have here, hmmmmm?
Cheshire Cat 2 and there was much hubbub.
Royal cards men
Hubbub, Hubbub, Hubbub
SILENCE ! We speak the queens English here, you nameless little whelp
Royal cardsmen
Alice?!
Alice
Yes, Alice or at least it was when I got here
That’s impossible everyone knows that Alice doesn’t live here anymore
Royal cardsmen
Her way home?!?
Your way home?!? You’ll find my way home or we’ll cut off your head you’ll be who I say u are and no one else, do u understand ?
Alice
Oh nothing makes sense here
And don’t u forget it. Now, before you go anywhere you’ll have to beat me in wonderlands favourite past time
Alice
Wonderland favourite past time?
Well your majesty I bet you probably Want to play a game of Croquet using upside down flamingoes instead of croquet mallet right?
My dear young girl croquet is so nineteenth century
Cheshire cats 1,2,3
Sorry
I want to play Simon says
Simon says (pt.1)
Now stand up
OH I DIDNT SAY SIMON SAYS !!!!!
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS !!!
I see you’ve played this game before
Alice
Oh I love Simon says
But does Simon love you, I wonder? Simon says stand up. Time for the lightning round
Simon says (pt 2)
Alice
But u didn’t say Simon says
Cheshire Cat
The crowd gasped
Royal cardsmen
Gasp
King of hearts
I’m afraid the match goes to alice
You may have won the match but you just lost your head! royal Cartman! off with her…
King of hearts
Wait my dearest why don’t we have a trial just this once you know shake things up a bit
Well all right but to make it fast I want to see her head rolling around like a bowling ball
Alice
Don’t be silly I just beat her at her own game
She beat me, did u hear?, she confesses, she beat me, beat me
All
Awwwwwww
Hurry now get to the good part where we cut off her head
Tweedle dee
That horrible little girl got us all tied up in knots
You see?!! You see??!!
Rose
Well you’re honour she wanted to become a member of our club
Crowd
Gasp
She didn’t
Shocked
