Act1 Flashcards
1
Ruella
Oh no. Not in the box room, surely.. they’re everywhere.
I need to go. I have to go. I’m sorry, I’m bursting.. sorry.
2
Reece
You’re going the wrong way..
What’s that?
3
Reece
The bathrooms the other way.
Oh, where am I? I’m lost. Where’s the loo? I need the looooo…
4
Reece
Just a minute, here you are, you…
Oh!
5
Reece
This is a private room
Private room
6
Reece
Get out at once.
Get out.
7
Ruella
I’m sorry I…
How dare you!
8
Ruella
Jessica?
Yes?
9
Reece
Honestly, what a damn cheek.
Do you know her?
10
Reece
Never seen her before in my life
She seemed to know you. She knew your name.
11
Reece
She knew your name, come to that.
Yes. How odd. Weird.
12
Reece
Come on. You’ll get cold…
I still need the loo…
13
Reece
Then go to the loo…
I’m not going in there on my own. Not now…
14
Ruella
Oh no..
Oh!
15
Ruella
Wrong room again. I’m so sorry.
What does she want Reece? Why does she keep breaking in here.
16
Reece
Come on. I’m phoning the house detective..
Yes. But what does she want, Reece? Who is she?
17
Harold
Shhhh!
Have you got her? Well done, well done, well done…
18
Harold
Sorry to have disturbed you, madam, I
Shhhh! My husband’s asleep.
19
Harold
Harold? Oh Harold is it?
Do you know her?
20
Ruella
Listen, I really must talk to this woman-
Shhhh!
21
Harold
Trying to relive their honeymoons, you know.
Really?
22
Ruella
No woman in her right mind would want to relive her honeymoon-
Get her out! Just get her out of here-
23
Ruella
Jessica!
Yes, what, what what?
24
Ruella
Would you please read this. Please.
What is it?
25
Ruella
Please.
Is it dirty?
26
Ruella
Take it somewhere quiet and read it.
You’re quite, quite mad you know. You’re potty and absolutely batty. All right, give it here. You’ve ruined my wedding night.