Act One Lines Flashcards
Chiffon: We’re on the split shift.
Right. We went to school till the fifth grade then we split.
Mushnik: and a fancy lady to complete the picture
Aw, we ain’t bothering nobody. Are we crystal?
Seymour: if I had a mother she’d be so happy.
You’re an over night sensation Seymour. Who’d a believed it.
Audrey: am I late? Did I miss it?
Sure are
Crystal: don’t tell me
You got tied up
Audrey: no, just… Handcuffed a little…
Girl, I don’t know who this mess is you hanging out with, but he is hazardous to your health.
Chiffon: and we got one all picked out.
A little botanical genius.
Audrey: considerate suddenly successful guy like Seymour.
Mmmmmm, this girl suffers from low self image.
Orin: I’m not a monster.
What else would you call it?