act one

Question 1

Aren’t we all little Sally aren’t we all

Answer 1

Excuse me sir, but can you tell me which way to the private company that owns these public bathrooms.

Question 2

you mean urine good company

Answer 2

that’s the one

Question 3

this here is the bad part of town

Answer 3

so it is

Question 4

but if you squint you can just make out their headquarters rising above the sky line

Answer 4

the gleaming tower on the hill

Question 5

that’s the one

Answer 5

gosh it’s beautiful

Question 6

your most certainly are

Answer 6

pardon

Question 7

it most certainly is

Answer 7

oh dear I’m late already . Thanks ever so much for the directions and such bye

Question 8

this time I think it’s gonna blow

Answer 8

daddy

Question 9

Hope darling I thought you’d never get here

Answer 9

sorry I’m late Daddy I left just as soon as my exams were finished

Question 10

well I’ll be Hope Cladwell and all grown up too

Answer 10

Hello Senator

Question 11

come to join your father’s little operation

Answer 11

it’s just a fax/copy position of course first day

Question 12

the good people of Urine Good Company or UGC as it’s known for short

Answer 12

hello everybody

Question 13

say a few words Hope darling

Answer 13

well…uh… it’s a great company and I HOPE to help make it even nicer

Question 14

MISTER CLADWELL

Answer 14

gosh I never realized large monopolizing corporations could be such a force for good in the world

Question 15

CLADWELL

Answer 15

gosh Daddy they certainly do seem to adore you so why do I feel so conflicted

Question 16

or to learn how to manipulate great masses of people

Answer 16

To learn to manipulate great masses of people daddy

Question 17

which exactly what we’ll do now get faxing

Answer 17

and copying