Act I

Question 1

Cue: perhaps we shouldn’t have come

Answer 1

Yes, it is late and…

Question 2

Cue: come in, come in

Answer 2

Oh dear hehehehehe

Question 3

Cue: hey kids sit down

Answer 3

Oh isn’t this lovely

Question 4

Cue: …..quietly noisy relaxed intensity

Answer 4

Oh, dear you’re being joshed

Question 5

Cue: honey what would you like?

Answer 5

I don’t know dear, a little brandy maybe - never mix never worry!

Question 6

Cue: [join in singing Virginia Woolf]

Answer 6

Oh wasn’t that funny. That was so funny

Question 7

Cue: …if you aren’t braying like a hyena you aren’t having any fun

Answer 7

Well I certified had fun. It was a wonderful party

Question 8

Cue: it certainly is

Answer 8

And your father oh he is so marvelous

Question 9

Cue: he certainly is

Answer 9

Oh I tell you

Question 10

Cue: and you better believe it

Answer 10

Oh he’s a wonderful man

Question 11

Cue: when I was teaching in Kansas…

Answer 11

You won’t believe it but we had to make our way all by ourselves, isn’t that right dear?

Question 12

Cue: yes it is…we

Answer 12

We had to make our own way. I had to go up to wives in the library or at the supermarket and say hello I’m new here, you must be mrs so & so, dr so & sos wife. It really was not very nice at all.

Question 13

Cue: private portion of the anatomy

Answer 13

I wonder if you could show me where the…..

Question 14

Cue: are you alright

Answer 14

Of course dear, I just want to put a little powder on my nose

Question 15

Cue: c’mon I want to show you the house

Answer 15

I think I’d like to…

(Martha: you two do some men talk for a while)

We’ll be back, dear.