Act 2, Scene 7 Flashcards
(1) [Flip enters with a box of pizza.]
Oh man? He’s got some nerve. He’s been eatin’ his damn lunch out there for weeks.
(2) Connie: And I got to smell that pizza.
Well, I’m goin’ over to McDonald’s.
(3) Flip: … have a slice of pizza with me.
Sorry, Flip, you know I got a whole shitload of babies to -
(4) Flip: … truce for the time it takes to eat one slice?
Nah, that dog won’t hunt. You got to be one fry short of a Happy Meal if you think -
(5) Flip: … sign of an intelligent person.
Smart enough to know if your lips are movin’, you’re lyin’. But you know what, Flip Venom? You have cost me so much work, I guess you owe me a slice. And it better be pepperoni.
(6) Flip: Not on my stomach! Cheese?
Figures.
(7) Flip: … gifts which we are about to receive.
Jesus Christ!
(8) Flip: Uh-huh. [Gives me a slice.] Napkin?
Thank you kindly.
(9) Flip: … your people from Texas?
Louisiana. My grandma was a fortune teller. And a prostitute.
(10) Flip: … Used to own a bar in Kissimmee -
Kissimmee? You gettin’ fresh? ‘Cause I got a girlfriend. And you owned a bar?
(11) Flip: … Considering I drank up half the place.
Gimmie a break. Shot for you, shot for Jesus?
(12) Flip: … “daddy takes that T-Bird away.”
You were a Beach Boy? Well, I’m Dolly Parton.
(13) Flip: … a liar, a womanizer…
Sounds like my type of guy. What happened?
(14) Flip: … this guy asks me to go to church with him.
On a first date?
(15) Flip: … We’ve all lost someone, Miss Norma. A mother…
I wish!
