Act 2 Scene 5 Flashcards
Basilius:
Fly you straight to Hades, woman!
Coward!
Thou SHALT NOT give thy back and stomp away!
‘Twas honesty that led me to confess
My infidelity; and in reply
Thou dost unleash a female Armageddon.
An “Armageddon” is it? Rather say
“Thy Wife is Standing Up to Thy Control.”
Clap clap clap goes the audience of one!
I’d stand if I weren’t standing! No doubt
More of this act will attract a swarm of
Eager lovers.
My sweet sarcastic spouse,
So quick dost thou assume my innocence
When just as fast I’ve made of thee a cuckhold!
Both:
Cleophila!
Weren’t you just in —
Weren’t you just near —
Weren’t you under —
You mean you weren’t —
Adultery committed I with HER!
My Love, what point is there in hiding now?
Oh what?
Philoclea:
— it spins —
But nay —
Mopsa:
Of course!
He’s mine!
Pamela:
How queer!
But wait —
Basilius:
Hold! Never did I adulter with him.
What. What. ‘Twas certainly a woman I —
As strangers we renewed our love. How sad.
Basilius: (singing)
IT USED TO BE THE FUN WAS IN
THE CAPTURE AND KILL
IN ANOTHER PLACE AND TIME
I DID IT ALL FOR THRILLS
Musidorus:
My Lord, what are you doing?
Husband!
Basilius: (singing)
I TOLD YOU FROM THE START
I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU
WOULD TEAR MY WORLD APART
What means this rash affront, Basilius?
Basilius: (singing)
‘CAUSE EVEN THOUGH I SET THE RULES
YOU’VE GOT ME ACTING LIKE A FOOL!
Are you mad? Cease this broil!
Basilius kills Musidorus
Foul, foulest, foolish villain!