Act 2, Scene 3:

Question 1

What a touching picture! A fresh young Philly taking a tuck in an old mares girth

Answer 1

Stand—Miss Crane please 🙏 🥺

Question 2

How dare you open your butter mouth and spew up all that crap?

Answer 2

Miss Crane,

I can explain!

Question 3

Your kind should be exterminated, like vermin

Answer 3

Miss crane, you’re being unjust. You don’t understand

Question 4

Everywhere I go, people will be twittering behind my back.

Answer 4

Miss Crane I never said 🦜 that.

Question 5

I’ll have the police pick you up for vagrancy

Answer 5

Very well, if that’s the way you want it.
I’ll go.
I don’t need your help anymore. I’ve proved what I can do.

A BIG columnist has called me brilliant. I’m on my way UP.
You should have heard👂 that audience last night.
Even your own agent was enthusiastic.

Question 6

Burt Hinkle was here too?

Answer 6

He certainly was.
He took me to Sardis 🍝 and then we went to the 🌈🌈 RainbBow room.
We’re on first name terms now.
I have an appointment with him @ his office tomorrow.

Question 7

Who else turned up?

Answer 7

I don’t know,
but they were enough.

Question 8

I don’t see how you had time to make up!

Answer 8

I don’t have to put on as much as you do.
👹

Question 9

Friends who know the meaning of the word loyalty.

Answer 9

What about YOUR loyalty?
You should be grateful to me Miss CRANE.
I kept UP the curtain last night and saved your husband a lot of MONEY 🤑.

But you’re so jealous because I made a hit in your part that you can’t bear 🐻 the sight of me. That’s why you’re firing me. Wait till I tell my side to the papers 🗞️. You’ll see.

Question 10

Now get out of my dressing room so that I can fumigate the place.

Answer 10

Goodbye.
May I make a suggestion Ms Crane?
Why DON’T you retire?
It’s always best to give up while you’re still “on top”😉.