act 2, scene 1

Question 1

And you can quote me on that.

Answer 1

Hey, everybody. I’m the father! I’m the father!

Question 2

you’ll be the poor, little deserted mother to be and that crumb is running out on you.

Answer 2

that’s my kid! that’s my kid!

Question 3

AND ME🎶

Answer 3

i’m the father! papa! dada!

Question 4

cellophane monologue

Answer 4

did you hear me? did you? no, you didn’t hear me. that’s the story of my life. nobody ever listens to me. have you noticed that? am i making it up? nobody ever knows im around. nobody. ever. not even my parents noticed me. one day i went to school and when i came home… they’d moved.

Question 5

oh andy. i didn’t see you there.

Answer 5

amos. my name is amos.

Question 6

it’s the kids name im thinking about.

Answer 6

what kid?

Question 7

i don’t want you to care when people… laugh.

Answer 7

laugh? why would they laugh?

Question 8

it says she hadn’t copulated with you for four months prior to the… incident.

Answer 8

that’s right. we hadn’t don’t no copulating for four months.. early fall. now, i wait a minute.

Question 9

my client needs your support.

Answer 9

well, that don’t figure out right. i couldn’t be the father.

Question 10

over a little thing like that, would ya?

Answer 10

you’re damned right. that’s what i’ll do. i’ll divorce her. she probably won’t even notice.

Question 11

are you still here andy? i thought you’d gone.

Answer 11

yeah, i’m still here. i think.