ACT 2 Flashcards
LION: Scarecrow isn’t the only one who needs a new brain
I hate her, I hate her not, I hate her, I hate her not…..I HATE HATE HATE HATE HER! Now I understand why the poppies failed me, fat ordained that OZ himself should deliver the melifous little brat into my territory, But how to bring her here before me..? WINKIES! WINKIES! Come forth!
[March of WINKIES]
ENOUGH! Silence! QUIET!!!
[They Stop]
Why must you always sing that loathsome durge?
GENERAL: Since you put your foot through our drum, how else do we keep in step?
…What does it mean anyway?
[Winkies Exit]
Next time I Enslave a whole nation…I must check their intelligence first. NIKKO! NIKKO! where is the commander of my Aerobatic Apes?
[NIKKO ENTERS]
There you are, my simian minion. I have an Important Task for you. My enemies are about to enter the Haunted forest, I want you to rouse your men and snatch the little girl ad her equally nauseating little dog.
[NIKKO GIBBERS]
Exhausted? What Do you MEAN you’re exhausted?? Alright, Alright, I’ll conjure up a spell to take the fight out of her. Now which of my creepy crawly creations shall I send to plague her? The Flibberty-Gibbet? No! The fly by night? No! Aha, I have it. The Jitter-Bug!
[Nikko recoils in horror]
Well you may gibber, there is no more infectious bug in my book of spells. Once bitten, they’ll never stop dancing till they drop. And when they do, you shall be there to scoop up the little brat and the little brute and bring them to me. NOW GO! Do my bidding!
[NIKKO EXITS]
FLY! FLY! FLY! Soon those darling little ruby slippers will be MINE!
…I wonder if any of those winkies do shoe repairs…
LION: Talk me out of it!
This way my dear. I trust you had a pleasant flight. It’s so kind of you to visit me in my loneliness…Give me the dog.
DOROTHY: what are you going to do with toto??
TONIGHT! We feast on deviled dog
Dorothy: NO!
It’s alright my dear, just a little joke. He’ll look even more revolting with an apple in his mouth. Here, put him in a basket.
DOROTHY: Where are you taking him? Why can’t he stay with me?
Because the raging, roaring river is some way off…IS he a water breed?
DOROTHY: I don’t think so
Well! He soon will be if you don’t hand over those ruby slippers!
DOROTHY: But the good witch of the north told me not to!
Very well. Throw the basket into the deepest point in the river and drown him
DOROTHY: …Just give me back toto!
That’s a good little girl, I knew you’d see reason!
[Shoes repel]
AAAAAAGH!
Dorothy: Run toto! As far as you can!
CATCH HIM YOU FOOL!
DOROTHY: he got away! He got away from you!
Which Is more than you’ll ever do! Fool that I am, I should’ve remembered…Those shoes will never come off as long as you’re ALIVE.
Which Is more than you’ll ever do! Fool that I am, I should’ve remembered…Those shoes will never come off as long as you’re ALIVE.
You see This? That’s how much longer you have to live, and it isn’t long, my pretty…JUST long enough for me to devise an unpleasant but WILDLY ENTERTAINING death for you! Of course, there is one route of escape
You see This? That’s how much longer you have to live, and it isn’t long, my pretty…JUST long enough for me to devise an unpleasant but WILDLY ENTERTAINING death for you! Of course, there is one route of escape
But it’s a long way down a dn the rocks are sharp, so be a dear and leave the ruby slippers on the windowsill, saves us the trouble from taking them off of your corpse.
DOROTHY: How can someone so nasty, mean, and cruel?
Lots and LOTS of practice!
DOROTHY: Come back! Come back auntie Em!
Auntie Em…Auntie Em…Come back! I’ll give you auntie Em, My pretty!
LION; TO THE WINDOW!
Going so soon? We won’t hear of it…Will we winkies?
LION: I think we outstayed our welcome…
Ring around the rosy…WITH A POCKET FULL OF SPEARS! The sands of time have run out for all of you! The last to go will see the first three go before her, and her little mangy mutt too! Now eenie, meenie, money moe, who will be the first to go? lion? Girl? tinman? NO! My broom has chosen…SCARECROW!
SCARECROW; No No No No! Help!
What’s the matter, don’t you want to be my old flame?
DOROTHY: Leave him alone? Can’t you see he’s terrified?
I’ll get round to you eventually, Miss Mouth, now watch you friend go up into smoke!
SCARECROW: No, please…
Too late scarecrow! You’re all burned up!
Dorothy: No….
What?
DOROTHY: I won’t let you!
Oh! You cursed brat! look at what you’ve done! I’m melting! Melting! Oh what a world what a world, how could a good little girl like you destroy my beautiful wickedness?? A-AHHH!
