Act 2

Question 1

Chris: What do you have to say for yourself?

Answer 1

Sandra: I am no murderer!

Question 2

Chris: We all know that’s not true.

Answer 2

Sandra: It is true, Inspector!

Question 3

Chris: Arthur, you stay here with Miss Colleymoore and ensure she does not leave this room.

Answer 3

Sandra: Arthur, you have known me for years, surely you believe I would never do something like this?

Question 4

Max: On the contrary, Miss Colleymoore, it was I who discovered you to be the guilty party.

Answer 4

Sandra: Oh Arthur! How can you? Please, you must protect me from these fiends! I’ll do anything to win your trust

Question 5

Max: Miss Colleymoore, you know I cannot resist your feminine charms.

Answer 5

Sandra: I have seen the way you look at me across the grounds. Even now, the way your looking at me.
(Max stares away)
Even now, the way you’re looking at me… Even now the way you’re looking at me!
(Turn Max’s head towards me)
I know how you feel.

Question 6

Max: Please, Miss Colleymoore, I am a simple gardener, I…

Answer 6

Sandra: And you have said before how rad-
(tear mutton chop off, blah blah, switch spots with Max)
And you have said before-
(Max turn mutton chop into mustache)
And you have said before-
(Max puts mustache on me)
And you have said before how radiant I look as I walk across the gardens.
(rip off mutton chop)
Oh Arthur, protect me. I’ll be yours if you do.

Question 7

Chris: An adulteress and a cold-blooded killer!

Answer 7

Sandra: I’m not, Inspector!

Question 8

Chris: Yes you are, Miss Colleymoore!

Answer 8

Sandra: Oh Inspector! I can’t take it anymore, I shall faint.

Question 9

Annie: What happened? I must have fainted! Curse my delicate…

Answer 9

Sandra: What happened? I must fainted! Curse my delicate constitution.

Question 10

Robert/Rachel: We’ve learned the Perkins committed the murder.

Answer 10

Sandra: Perkins?

Question 11

Annie: Perkins?

Answer 11

Sandra and Annie: But he’s such a kindly old man!

Question 12

Dennis/Denise: I didn’t kill Charles, but I know who did.

Answer 12

All: WHO?

Question 13

Chris: I will, confound it.

Answer 13

Sandra and Annie: What a devil of a situation this is!

Question 14

Annie: Charley! I-

Answer 14

Sandra: Charley! I thought you were dead.

Question 15

Annie: Charley-

Answer 15

Sandra: Charley, this is all more than I can bear!

Question 16

Max: It was you that I saw. You were the mysterious figure!

Answer 16

Sandra and Annie: I thought it was strange…

Question 17

Dennis/Denise: Precisely, and after committing the crime you found Charles’ will in his ledger and tried to pin the whole thing on me.

Answer 17

Sandra: You damned-

Question 18

Johnathan: Drop the gun, Inspector.

Answer 18

Sandra: Ay me!

Question 19

Annie: Please, Inspector, you’re frightening me!

Answer 19

(Scream then burst through window)
Sandra: Please, Inspector, you’re frightening me!

Question 20

Max: Yes, sir.

Answer 20

Sandra and Annie: You monster! You tried to kill Charles and you killed Ce…
(Dodge Annie’s attempted tackle)
Sandra: …and you killed Cecil. How could you?!

Question 21

Chris: It’s useless Colleymoore, there’s no way out.

Answer 21

Sandra: Brother/Sister, I’m surprised at-

Question 22

Johnathan: Now I hold in my hand a written list of every fraudulent transaction Thomas/Mary Colleymoore and Inspector Carter made.

Answer 22

Sandra and Annie: No this can’t be true, I can’t belie-
(Throw vase at Annie)
Sandra: I can’t believe it!

Question 23

Johnathan: It broke my heart.

Answer 23

Sandra and Annie: Charley! Look at me the way you used to look at me!

Question 24

Dennis/Denise: Yes, sir!!

Answer 24

Sandra: Charley!

Question 25

Johnathan: Silence, Florence, you mean nothing to me now.

Answer 25

Sandra: This is the worst night of my life!

Question 26

Johnathan: Inspector Carter knew I discovered you and he were both embezzling police money, so you hatched a plan to kill me, planting cyanide in my sherry for me to drink.

Answer 26

Sandra: I’ve still got the ring, Charley! We can make it work!