Act 1, Scene 4

Question 1

Frenchy: Hey, it says here that Fabian is in love with some Swedish movie star and might be gettin’ married.
Jan: Oh, no!

Answer 1

Who cares, as long as they don’t get their hooks into Kookie!

Question 2

Rizzo: Hey, Frenchy, throw me a ciggie-butt, will ya?

Answer 2

Me too, while ya got the pack out.

Question 3

Rizzo: Oh, I shoulda told ya, don’t inhale if you’re not used to it.

Answer 3

That’s okay. You’ll get better at it.

Question 4

Frenchy: Hey, we need some glasses.
Rizzo: Just drink out of the bottle, we ain’t got cooties.

Answer 4

It’s kind of sweet. I think I like Thunderbird better.

Question 5

Rizzo: Okay, Princess Grace.

Answer 5

I didn’t say I didn’t want any, it just don’t taste very strong, that’s all.

Question 6

Jan: Hey, I brought some Twinkies, anybody want one?

Answer 6

Twinkies and wine? That’s real class, Jan.

Question 7

Rizzo: Ring a ding ding…hey no, you gotta chug it, like this! Otherwise you swallow air bubbles and that’s what makes you throw up.
Jan: I never new that.

Answer 7

Sure, Rudy from the Capri Lounge told me the same thing.

Question 8

Jan: Hey Sandy, you ever wear earrings? I think they’d keep your face from lookin’ so skinny.

Answer 8

Hey! Yeah! I got some big round ones made out of real mink. They’d look great on you.

Question 9

Frenchy: Wouldja like me to pierce your ears for ya, Sandy? I’m gonna be a beautician, you know.
Jan: Yeah, she’s real good. She did mine for me.
Sandy: Oh, no, my father’d probably kill me.

Answer 9

You still worry about what your old man thinks?

Question 10

Sandy: Well…no. But isn’t it awfully dangerous?
Rizzo: You ain’t afraid, are ya?
Sandy: Of course not!
Frenchy: Hey, Marty, you got a needle around?

Answer 10

Hey, how about my virgin pin!

Question 11

Jan: Nice to know it’s good for somethin’.

Answer 11

What’s that crack supposed to mean?

Question 12

Jan: Forget it, Marty, I was just teasing ya.

Answer 12

Well tease somebody else, it’s my house.

Question 13

Frenchy: Hey, would ya hold still!

Answer 13

Hey French, why don’t you take Sandy into the John. My old lady will kill me if we got blood all over the rug.

Question 14

Sandy: Huh?
Frenchy: It only bleeds for a second. Come on.
Jan: Awwww! We miss all the fun!
Frenchy: Hey, Marty, I need some ice to numb her earlobes.

Answer 14

Ahhh…look. Why don’t you just let the cold water run for a little while then stick her ear under the faucet?

Question 15

Rizzo: That chick’s getting to be a real nerd.
Jan: Ah, lay off, Rizzo.

Answer 15

Yeah, she can’t help it if she ain’t been around.

Question 16

Frenchy: Nah. I only did one. As soon as she saw the blood, she went bleugh!
Rizzo: God, what a party poop!

Answer 16

Jeez…it’s getting kind of chilly. I think i’ll put my robe on.

Question 17

Jan: Hey Marty, where’dja’ get that thing.

Answer 17

Oh, you like it? It’s from Japan.

Question 18

Rizzo: Yeah, everything is made in Japan these days.

Answer 18

No, this guy I know sent it to me.

Question 19

Frenchy: No kidding!

Answer 19

He’s a marine! And a real doll, too!

Question 20

Frenchy: Oh, wow! Hey, marty, can he get me one of those things!
Jan: You never told us you knew any marines.
Rizzo: How long you known this guy?

Answer 20

Oh…just a couple of months. I met him on a blind date at the roller rink…and the next thing I know, he joins up. Anyway, right off the bat, he starts sending me things – and then today I got this kimono. Oh yeah, look what else!

Question 21

Frenchy: You got a picture?

Answer 21

Yeah, but it’s not a good one. He ain’t in uniform….Oh, here it is…next to Paul Anka.

Question 22

Jan: How come it’s ripped in half?

Answer 22

Oh…his old girlfriend was in the picture.

Question 23

Jan: What’s this guy’s name, anyway?

Answer 23

Oh, it’s Freddy. Freddy Strulka.

Question 24

Frenchy: Do you write him a lot, Marty?

Answer 24

Pretty much, everytime I get a present.