Act 1 Scene 3 Flashcards
Oh here he comes!
Hiya Folks!
There’s a pile of washing to do!
Oh No!
never killed anyone yet
I know, but I don’t want to be the first! [pause] Anyway, I want a pay rise! I should get more money for slaving like I do
when you don’t even work here
Of course I work here!
365 days in a year right?
366 in a leap year
so that’s 52 less
Fewer!
I’m going to the convenience [Abenazer enters]
Hello, can I help you?
Twankee’s Chinese Laundry?
Yes, but we’re closed for sock-taking
mean stock taking?
No. we’re open for stockings but closed for socks. Now who are you and what do you want?
I am Abenazer!
a banana?
idiot like you
Soooooooooo, who do you want to be insulted by?
not the monkey
you want to talk to who?
not the oily rag
you want what?
not the lump of dough
I don’t quite…
not the bar of soap
oh, you want the washer woman. Why didn’t you say so? Widow Twankee! There’s a man here to see you, says he’s a banana!