act 1 , scene 3

Question 1

cmon up for some poker alf?

Answer 1

slank put me on pig duty, the rat bastard. goin down the bilge to feed the swine

Question 2

fart

Answer 2

god save her

Question 3

enter pigs

Answer 3

if it ain’t fer the three little piggies! got yer sea-legs?

Question 4

oh thank you! get us out of here! hungry! please! help!

Answer 4

Oi!

Question 5

excuse me sir. quick question for the captain-

Answer 5

what are you, piggy spokesman?

Question 6

yes i am. im the oldest

Answer 6

i’m the oldest and i say pipe down.

Question 7

but i’m hungry!

Answer 7

it’s yer lucky day then, ain’t it?

Question 8

finally!

Answer 8

you’ll wanna swallow that down quick. bone uppity.

Question 9

please sir- is there a vegetarian alternative?

Answer 9

in my day, pigs weren’t quite so particular

Question 10

you’ll get us a beating!

Answer 10

belay that “you”! i’m called “mister” on this vessel- mark of respect for a lifetime of seafaring

Question 11

never mind him. he’s got a real problem with authority

Answer 11

Ha! so do i. I know worms is rough vittels boys, but they’ll grease the pipes til we set yer down in Rundoon.

Question 12

a question mister?

Answer 12

one.

Question 13

do we have to stay down here in the dark?

Answer 13

til slank hands ye over to king zarboff.

Question 14

is the king nice to his helpers?

Answer 14

that’s two.