Act 1 Scene 11 Flashcards
Paloma:
Take it back. There is a - slight -
Slight - overpowering - fishy residue
Albus: (Maya or Andre)
Double wizzo.
This really doesn’t feel how I - I even sound like her! Triple wizzo.
Rory:
Yes, Minister, I definitely think this is a matter for the Ministry to ponder at length.
Yes, let’s ponder it together.
The office of the Minister for Magic herself.
Rory: (offstage)
There’s nothing to talk about.
Oh no.
Rory:
Anyone know any invisibility charms?
Do we go - in her office?
Alex dyke:
She’ll be coming to her office.
There’s nowhere else.
Alex dyke:
Me. Why?
Well, it can’t be either of us, can it? We are them!
Rory:
Hermione, what if they’re not in the Forbidden Forest?
Ron?
Alex dyke:
Surprise!!!
What are you doing here?
Rory:
I should go…
Harry, we’ll need your best head on this, the things you said to Albus…
Alex dyke:
Oh, you’re talking about how Harry said sometimes he wished I- Albus weren’t his son.
Ron!
Alex dyke:
Better out than in, that’s what I say…
He’ll know… We all say stuff we don’t mean. He knows that.
Alex dyke:
But what if sometimes we say stuff we do mean…
Ron, now’s not the time, honestly.
Alex dyke:
Of course it isn’t. Bye-bye darling.
Why are you blocking the entrance to my office?
Alex dyke:
I’m not. Blocking. Anything.
You are. Let me into my room, Ron.
Alex dyke:
Let’s take a holiday.
What?
Alex dyke:
A romance fox or a romance horse or a romance… bunny.
Ron. Are you going to list every animal you can think of?
Alex dyke:
No. I’ve got other conversational conversation I would like to have with you. A romance penguin?
If there is another ‘romance’ firework display in there, Merlin won’t help you.
Fine. I’m due to update the muggles anyway. let’s go, Harry.
Some days you are off the scale, you know that?