Act 1 (Scene 1) Flashcards
1st Line (Hide box under something)
Mollie? Mollie? Mollie? Where are you?
(Mollie) Doing all the work, you brute
Oh, there you are - leave it all to me. Shall I stoke the furnace?
(Mollie) Done
Hullo, sweetheart. Your nose is cold
(Mollie) I’ve just come in
Why? Where you have been? Surely you’ve not been out in this weather?
(Mollie) I had to go down to the village for some stuff I’d forgotten. Did you get the chicken netting?
It wasn’t the right kind. I went on to another dump but that wasn’t any good either. Practically the whole day wasted. My God I’m half frozen. Car was skidding like anything. The snow’s coming down thick. What do you bet we’re not snowed up tomorrow?
(Mollie) Oh dear, I do hope not. If only the pipes don’t freeze
We’ll have to keep the central heating well stoked up.
(Mollie) Oh I do so want everything to go well at first. First impressions are so important.
Is everything ready? Nobody’s arrived yet, I suppose?
(Mollie) No, thank goodness. I think everything’s in order. Mrs. Barlow’s hooked it early. Afraid of the weather, I suppose
What a nuisance these daily women are. That leaves everything on your shoulders.
(Mollie) And yours. This is a partnership
So long as you don’t ask me to cook
(Mollie) No, No that’s my department. Anyway we’ve got lots of tins in case we are snowed up. Oh, Giles, do you think it’s going to be all right?
Got cold feet, have you? Are you sorry now we didn’t sell the place when your aunt left it to you, instead of having this mad idea of running it as a guest house?
(Mollie) No, I’m not. I love it. Monkswell Manor Guest House
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(Mollie) Oh Giles, Someone may arrive at any minute now
You’ve got all the rooms worked out?
(Mollie) Yes. Mrs. Boyle, Front Fourposter Room. Major Metcalf, Blue Room, Miss Casewell, East Room, Mr. Wren, Oak Room
I wonder what all these people will be like. Oughtn’t we to have gotten rent in advance?
(Mollie) Oh no, I don’t think so
We’re rather mugs at this game
(Mollie) They bring luggage. If they don’t pay we hang on to their luggage. It’s that simple
I can’t help thinking we ought to have taken a correspondence course in hotel keeping. We’re sure to get had in some way. Their luggage might be just bricks wrapped up in newspaper and where should we be then?
(Mollie) They all wrote from very good addresses
That’s what servants with forged references do. Some of these people may be criminals hiding from the police
(Mollie) I don’t care what they are so long as they pay us seven guineas a week.
You’re such a wonderful woman of business Mollie. (Carry coat but leave scarf and hat)
(Wren) I must see it
(Giles enters and examines the suitcase exits up right)
(Wren) How do you do? Terrible weather, isn’t it? Takes one back to Dickens and Scrooge and that irritating Tiny Tim. So Bogus
I’ll take your suitcase upstairs for you. Oak Room did you say?
(Mollie) Yes
(Wren): I do hope that it’s got a fourposter with little chintz roses?
It hasn’t
(Wren) I’m going to like it here. I find your wife most sympathetic
Indeed
(Mollie) Could you stoke up the hot water boiler?
(Giles reads newspaper ignores the first two rings and gets up on the third)