Act 1 Scene 1 Flashcards
J: I feel ashamed to be your friend.
You’re very hard on me.
J: I’ve every reason to be.
Listen, Jean. There are so few distractions in this town - I get so bored. I’m not made for the work I’m doing - every day at the office, eight hours a day - and only three weeks’ holiday a year. When Saturday night comes round I feel exhausted and so - you know how it is - just to relax…
J: Willpower, my good man.
But everybody hasn’t got as much willpower as you have. I just can’t get used to it. I just can’t get used to life.
J: Or do you consider yourself some superior being?
I don’t pretend to be…
J: If you can remember.
We were celebrating Auguste’s birthday, our friend Auguste -
J: Nobody invited me to our friend Auguste’s birthday.
I couldn’t refuse. It wouldn’t have been nice.
J: Did I go there?
Well, perhaps it was because you weren’t invited.
A: Well, of all things.
It certainly looked as if it was a rhinoceros. It made plenty of dust.
P: Look after these gentlemen.
What did I think of what?
W: What are you drinking?
Cognac.
J: Well, what did you think about it?
Well - nothing - it made a lot of dust.
J: You’re incorrigible!
I asked for mineral water. She’s made a mistake. (pause) The dust’s settled.
J: I just can’t get over it!
Yes, I can see you can’t. Well it was a rhinoceros - all right so it was a rhinoceros. It’s miles away by now - miles away.
J: Put your hand in front of your mouth.
Yais, yais it shouldn’t be allowed. It’s dangerous. I hadn’t realised. But don’t worry about it, it won’t get us here.
J: What’s the council there for?
Oh, excuse me. Perhaps the rhinoceros escaped from the zoo.
J: You’re daydreaming.
But I’m wide awake.
J: Awake or asleep, it’s the same thing.
But there is some difference.
J: That’s not the point.
But you just said being awake and being asleep were the same thing…
J: …between dreaming awake and dreaming asleep.
I do dream. Life is a dream.
J: …escaped from the zoo-
I only said - perhaps.
J: …ages ago.
Then perhaps it came from a circus.
J: What circus are you talking about?
I don’t know, some travelling circus.
J: …since we were children.
In that case, maybe it’s been hiding ever since in the surrounding swamps.
J: …thick haze of alcohol.
That’s very true. It seems to mount from my stomach.
J: …the land is so arid.
How do I know, then? Perhaps it’s been hiding under a stone. Or maybe it’s been nesting on some withered branch.
J: You’re incapable of talking seriously
Today yes, only today, because of - because of…
J: …any other day.
Oh, not quite as much.
J: …not very inspired.
I wasn’t trying to be… I never said it wasn’t’t dangerous to let a rhinoceros go racing about the town. I simply said I’d personally never considered the danger. It had never crossed my mind.
J: You never consider anything.
All right, I agree. A rhinoceros roaming about is not a good thing.
J: It shouldn’t be allowed.
I agree. It shouldn’t be allowed. It’s ridiculous. But it’s no reason for you and me to quarrel.
Why go on at me just because some wretched perissodactyl happens to pass by? A stupid quadruped not worth talking about. And ferocious into the bargain. And which has already disappeared - which doesn’t exist any longer.
Let’s talk about something else, Jean, please.
There are plenty of other subjects for discussion.
To you.