Act 1 Flashcards

1
Q

Lights up

A

Elsewhere there was a small stone cottage deep in the forest

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And in this small cottage lived a small family- a mother, a father, and their daughter.

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This daughter was very beautiful, with curly locks and cheeks as red as roses.

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3
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She wore it everywhere she went, even though she doesn’t ride a horse or own one.

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And because of the redness of her cloak in the redness of her cheeks her parents felt there was only one name that fit her best – little red riding hood.

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4
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Really? Little red riding hood?

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Yeah what did you expect?

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5
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Idk something normal like Susie or bill…

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Bills a boys name

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6
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Well it’s better than Little red riding hood can you imagine getting your drivers license and telling them that your legal name is little red riding hood did she not have an actual name?

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First of all, she’s just a kid living deep in the woods I don’t think a drivers license is a top priority. Secondly we are getting way off track can you please proceed?

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7
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Fine, so here we have little red riding hood and her parents – you know, the same parents who decided to name their daughter after a piece of clothing.

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(Visibly annoyed) are you quite finished? Anyway… These parents are like any others. There’s a father who has all the answers.

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8
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Go ask your mother

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And a mother who is as understanding as she is kind

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9
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No.

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(looks to narrator two and shrugs) anyway… One sunny morning, little Red riding Hood‘s mother and father asked her to go on a very important journey.

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10
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Which Dell – –?

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And so little red riding hood journeyed off into the forest. But alone and without an adult to guide her she begin to grow fearful and worried

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11
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She wrapped her arms around herself as she wondered if she would ever be able to find a baker

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See, this is where her riding hood comes in handy. It’s cold in those woods!

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12
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She even considered going back to her house and abandoning her journey but then that wouldn’t be much of a journey now would it?

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Just then, she remembered that her parents have given her a giant map of the forest for her birthday!

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13
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Really? A map? That’s not a very fun present.

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Luckily she excelled at map reading and quickly located the bakery

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14
Q

Oh, there it is!

And there’s grandmothers house!

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The day was saved!( to narrator two) Not such a Bad gift after all huh?

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15
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But caring around the map is so primitive! It’s big and bulky, and not nearly as convenient as Siri. Her parents should’ve gotten her a iPhone. Poor girl. So little red riding hood began walking confidently in The right direction.

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Until finally, she came apon a small cottage in the back woods, and knock gently and it’s front door

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16
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Wow! Two silver pieces?! That is way more expensive than anything else, but because you were calling it a sale, I suddenly want to buy it!

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And so little red riding hood Paid the baker and his wife and was soon on her merry way

17
Q

This is where story really is interesting!

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In another part of the forest, the great Hunter and his trusty dog had captured the infamous big bad wolf.

18
Q

All right all right I get it no eating kids

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Hunter and his dog had apprehended the wolf, not for eating kids, but for eating pigs.

19
Q

Christmas in July? brilliant!

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Just then, Little red riding Hood entered, completely unaware of her surroundings,

20
Q

Why settle for one when you can have two?

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With a devious plan in mind, the dastardly wolf set off to grandmothers house.

21
Q

And a little redset off to Dr. pig’s house to find a cure for her case of back of head -itis

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Dr. pig fat in his favourite chair reading the newspaper.

22
Q

When suddenly, he saw the most terrible news on the front page!

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Suddenly –

23
Q

maybe it’s a spoon in the road…

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An hour or so had passed and little red riding hood had not found any sign of the fork in the road