A Ramble In St James' Park

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Such as you usually do hear for those

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That dine at the Bear

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To cool my head

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And fire my heart!

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Though St James’ park has honour on’t

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Tis consecrate to prick and cunt

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Strange woods spring

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From the teeming earth

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Poor pensive lover in this place,

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Would frig upon his mother’s face

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Whose lewd tops

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Fucked the very skies

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And nightly now beneath their shades,

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Are buggeries, rapes, and incests made

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Unto this all sin-

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Sheltering grave

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Great ladies, chambermaids and drudges,

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The ragpicker and heiress trudges

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Whoever had been round to see

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The proud disdain she cast on me

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Of who fucks who

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And who does worse

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She dropped from heaven

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That very hour

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But ,ark what creatures women are:

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How infinitely vile when fair

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Nay, looks and lives,

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And loves by rote

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A Greys Inn wit, a

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Great inhabiter of the pit

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A most accomplished

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Tearing blade

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And with these

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Three confounded asses

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So a proud bitch

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Does lead about

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The savoury scent of

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Salt swollen cunt

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Gods! That a thing admired by

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Me should fall to so much infamy

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Had she picked out to run her arse on, some stiff pricked clown or well hung parson,

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I the proceeding should have praised in hope she had quenched the fire I had raised

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A passive pot for

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Fools to spend in

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But why am I, of all mankind,

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To so severe a fate designed

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Did ever I refuse to bear the

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Meanest part your lust could spare

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I was content to serve you up my

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Ballock-full for your grace cup

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When, leaning on your faithless

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Chest, wrapped in security and breast

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May stinking vapours

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Choke your womb

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I’ll make her feel

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My scorn and hate

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Put her with

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Scandals, truth or lies

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Loathed and despised, kicked out the

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Town, into some dirty hole alone

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And may no woman better thrive

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That dares profane the cunt I swive!