301-400 Flashcards

Hanzi 301-400

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wàng; wǎng towards; go

“Step forward, Lord Vader, and walk TOWARDS the Ewok,” said the director (on the film set of “Star Wars”). But there is no ewok! The Dwarf heard when Mr Wang locked him behind one of his security doors. But he doesn’t act, just looks towards the door. // Teddy starts running around calling, “GO, go there and rescue him! It’s Mr Wang who kidnapped him!”

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往往 wǎng wǎng often
已往 (274) yǐ wǎng in the past

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“pedestal”

The unicorn uses his horn to lift the small boy onto the PEDESTAL (so that people can see the new “chosen one”). / .

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yuán yuan

In the town square there is a statue of a unicorn on a pedestal; people throw YUAN coins onto the pedestal for good luck. / At night the Fairy comes to collect the yuan coins for charity.

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公元 (119) gōng yuán A.D.
日元 (6) Rì yuán (Japanese) yen

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yuán garden

The historic yuan coin is enclosed in a display case in the memorial Chinese GARDEN. / The Fairy sets up a souvenir stall to sell replica yuan coins.

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公园 (119) gōng yuán park, public garden

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yuǎn distant

You can see the yuan coins lying on the road sparkling into the DISTANCE like cat’s eyes. / Teddy tries to pick up all the yuan coins (we see his butt stuck out) but he can’t hold them all.

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远亲 (196) yuǎn qīn distant relatives
远近 (241) yuǎn jìn distance

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wán play

The king, Elvis, likes to sneak out with his pockets full of yuan coins and PLAY the slot machines! / The Fairy warns him he could only win in W完 wán finish

The high-class building firm has a custom, when building a new house, to cement a yuan coin to the roof when the work is FINISHEDed (to show that they don’t penny-pinch). / Wasting money like that is a sign of a wanton life, says the Fairy.

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完成 (259) wán chéng fulfil, accomplish
用完 (130) yòng wán use up
做完 ZUÒ WÁN to finish / to complete the taskonderland, but not in the real world.

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玩儿 (21) wán r play, have fun
好玩儿 (18, 21) hǎo wán r great fun

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yuàn institute

They built a temporary mound in front when they had finished building the INSTITUTE. / The Dwarf stood on it to place the commemorative yuan coin above the door, to declare the Institute for Dwarf Studies open.

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学院 (82) xué yuàn college
住院 (298) zhù yuàn to stay in hospital
院子 (17) yuàn zi courtyard, compound

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nán south

If a little Mujo offends against the rules in the outer limits, by going in areas marked with a cross, you’ll be sent to the SOUTH and be enslaved as a non-white. / The Fairy will conjure up a flying nanny goat to take you there!

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南边 (41) nán biān the south side
南海 (129) Nán Hǎi the South China Sea

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xìng good fortune

You take a pot of earth to the housewarming party, which seems to offend the new householder - this mystifies you as in your own culture it brings GOOD FORTUNE. / The Dwarf behind you has brought a pot of shingle (and wonders how this will be received …)

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píng level

Clarabelle Cow put her horns inside the tumble dryer - which were such a weight that she had to check it was LEVEL before she could switch it on. / The Fairy used the level surface as a ping-pong table.

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平安 (91) píng’ān safe, safe and sound
和平 (126) hé píng peace
平方 (291) píng fāng square (e.g. meters)
不平 (9) bù píng unfair; resent

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píng apple

To test whether the grass is level he uses an APPLE (seeing if it rolls around). / The Fairy suggests using a ping-pong ball instead (so she can eat the apple!)

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苹果 (187) píng guǒ apple

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píng comment on

A sogn-writer trying to get his words level (on a shop sign) asks people across the street to COMMENT ON how he’s doing on their FB accounts. / The Fairy gives a definitive view by using her ping-pong ball as a spirit level.

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批评 (229) pī píng criticize; criticism

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shì affair

The AFFAIR of the half-naked village hottie working with a pitchfork on a pile of empty condom packages is the topic of a slushy romance. After a few pages the Dwarf throws the book down in disgust, saying, “What a charade!”

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故事   (191) gù shì     story, tale
做事   (210) zuò shì     to work
办事   (123) bàn shì     to handle matters
事实   (250) shì shí     a fact
没事儿 (169, 21) méi shìr     it doesn’t matter, it’s nothing; to have nothing to do
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miàn face

(The children had been throwing flour at each other and some went in Lisa’s eye) they used a thumb tack to secure the bandages enclosing the eye, which made her FACE look very odd! / The two Dwarves grumbled to each other, “These children are a right menace,” as they cleaned up the mess.

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见面   (214) jiàn miàn     to meet
 方面   (291) fāng miàn     side, aspect
外面   (71) wài miàn     the outside
前面   (90) qián miàn     the front
对面   (154) duì miàn     the opposite side
地面   (54) dì miàn the earth’s surface
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cǐ this

“Stop using that spoon to eat your soup - use THIS one!”, Marge says to Bart. / “…Or I’ll stomp on your freakin’ bratty foot you’re gonna beg for mercy and I’ll ritually burn your Teddy fatso at the stake!”

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xiē a few

At the Air show everyone’s staring at Airforce1 so the MC, the Anchorman, shouts: “Look here you morons! This biplane here, next to us, is one of the FEW of its IIWW type remaining. / The two Giants kindly carried it all the way from their shed so it can be here today.”

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那些 (98) nà xiē those
一些 (1) yì xiē a small amount of
这些 (26) zhè xiē these
有些 (63) yǒu xiē some (items)

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bèi multiple

Harry had to spit to get rid of the vile taste - but as the spit hit the floor it turned into a tiny version of him. He kept spitting until there were MULTIPLE versions of him everywhere. / The Dwarf had to be called on to take the baby-Harry’s away!

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四倍 (24) sì bèi four-fold

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bù section

Spitting was not allowed in many parts of the city but the bylaw varied from SECTION to section. / The Dwarf could boot out anyone found breaking the law.

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部分 (73) bù fen portion, part
干部 (124) gàn bù cadre, party official
部门 (27) bù mén department
内部 (219) nèi bù the interior, inside
部长 (172) bù zhǎng (govt.) minister
南部 (307) nán bù southern part

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“firewood”

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běi north

(( =I=比 bǐ compared with ))

He packed his firewood and his trusty spoon in his pack, and set off for the far NORTH. / Teddy ran after him crying, “You’ve forgotten your bacon.”

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北边 (41) běi biān the north side
北面 (313) běi miàn the north side
西北 (100) xī běi northwest

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jiāng going to

“You should have brought the firewood and laid out the fire by now.” “I was just GOING TO!” / The two Giants jangled the hearth irons, impatient to have their fire made up.

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将来 (65) jiāng lái (in the) future
将要 (101) jiāng yào about to; going to

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dōng east

Four unicorns had only two drops of water, so Trump instucted the zoo management to go to the EAST bring the water from great Chinese dams. / They sent the Giant. He made a quick getaway on his donkey!

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东边 (41) dōng biān the east side
东西 (100) dōng xi thing
东北 (317) dōng běi northeast
东方 (291) dōng fāng the East, Orient

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yuè (lè) music

Trump ordered all sacred objects to be protected from the rain, so they hid the cross under a shelter, but it got wet a bit and two drops were hanging on either arm. “Play some loud MUSIC so the vibrations cause them to come off!”, Trump said. / But the speakers were set up outside the Dwarf’s house again, and he came out to complain: “You, eh? I’ve told you before, Donald, go and play somewhere else!”
(With the pronunciation lè, 乐 also means “happy”, as in the phrase “happy Birthday”.)

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音乐 (257) yīn yuè music

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suàn reckon

The pirate captain Johny Depp raised the bamboo telescope to his eye and steadied it with two hands, so he couldn’t hold the calculator. “I RECKON I’ll need fifty men to storm that castle,” he said to his crew. / But it was actually a sand castle that the Twin Dwarfs, who guarded the island, had built to deter pirates.

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打算 (153) dǎ suàn plan; intend

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dì Number

(In the panpipes factory) the bamboo pipes have to be sorted into the right sequence and labeled NUMBER 1, Number 2, and so on. / The Dwarf has been demoted (so is given this job, which he thinks is beneath him).

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第一 (1) dì yī Number 1

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dì younger brother

The goats were all being lined up, the size of their horns determining their place in the sequence. One goat noticed that his YOUNGER BROTHER had sneaked in above him. / He told the Dwarf (organizing the line-up), so that his brother was demoted.

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弟弟 dì di younger brother

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láo toil

Keeping the furnaces glowing at the power station was hard TOIL. / The Fairy played loud music for the workers (so that they could hear it over the roar of the furnaces while they worked).

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劳动 (58) láo dòng do (manual) work

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jiā add

A power socket has been installed by the mouth of each cave, to ADD the cave dwelling area to the electricity grid. / Two Giant workmen arrive, carrying a huge jar of plugs and switches between them.

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加以 (120) jiā yǐ moreover; ought to
加工 (147) jiā gōng to process (unfinished products)

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jià drive (a vehicle)

The cart salesman says, “all you have to do is add a horse and you can DRIVE it away!” / The Twin Dwarves who are thinking of buying the cart are now arguing over who should smash the jar against the side to “launch” it (like a boat) and who should drive it away.

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劳驾 (324) láo jià may I trouble you?

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kā [coffee]

As he put the mug to his mouth he remembered that he must add sugar to his COFFEE. / The Giant got a cardboard box of sugar from his fridge.

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fēi un-

Trump thinks he has to write six minuses and separate them by two lines to proove it’s really NEGATION. / no worries, says the Giant, I believe it as soon as I see your honest face, Donald.

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非法 (87) fēi fǎ unlawful, illegal

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fēi [coffee]

As he put the mug to his mouth he realized it was un_sweetened COFFEE. / The Giant pulled a face.

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咖啡 (327) kā fēi coffee

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pái line

Superman had to use his bare hands to uncouple two LINEs of visitors at the theater, as they all wanted the front row and caused total chaos. / The Fairy whispered to him to push them apart with water pipes.

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安排 (91) ān pái arrange

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fǎn oppose

The young prince Adam has to be dragged along to shake hands with all the dignitaries, but is OPPOSEd to all the pomp and circumstance (and vows to do things differently when he is king). / Teddy is happy though, as he gets to play fanfares on his trumpet.

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反对 (154) fǎn duì oppose, object to
反动 (58) fǎn dòng reactionary

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fàn meal

There were so many types of food that the fussy guest was opposed to (on ideological grounds) that it was difficult to put together a MEAL for him. / The Dwarf chef demands that a fanfare be played (to accompany his entrance with the resulting meal, after all the trouble he’s gone to).

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午饭 (125) wǔ fàn lunch
饭店 (186) fàn diàn hotel; restaurant

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bǎn board

The tree is opposed to the new highway and he is certainly opposed to them nailing a BOARD to him announcing the development. / Teddy pulls the board off and bandages up the holes.

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老板 (264) lǎo bǎn boss, proprietor

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mǐ rice

(( =/= 来 lái come ))

(A party game) “animal horns have been hidden in the tree, with RICE inside - you have to climb up, find a horn and bring it down without spilling any rice. Who wants to try it?” / “Me”, says Teddy, “me, me, me!”

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大米 (47) dà mǐ rice
米饭 (332) mǐ fàn cooked rice

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qīng blue-green

(On a cliff face) The plant in the moon-light looks BLUE, but it’s actually GREEN. / Only the Giant is tall enough to see into the chink of rock where the plant is growing.

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青年 (168) qīng nián a youth
年青 (168) nián qīng young

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qǐng please

The words are written in big blue-green metal letters on the meadow: “PLEASE don’t disturb the plants.” / Teddy clambers up on the letters to peer into the chink.

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请问 (289) qǐng wèn Excuse me, …

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qīng transparent

When water falls on the blue-green plant it turns it TRANSPARENT. / The Giant verifies this by peeping into the chink in the rock.

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清理 (158) qīng lǐ to put in order, sort out

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qíng fine weather

The sun turning the plant blue-green again is the first sign of FINE WEATHER. / The Fairy keeps flitting up to the chink to check out this natural barometer.

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晴天 (76) qíng tiān a sunny day

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heart

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qíng state of affairs

The heart of the plant only turns blue-green when this STATE OF AFFAIRES (the fine weather) persists. / Only the Fairy can get right inside the chink to see the color change.
(This is the form taken by Character 161 when it appears as the left-hand side of a character.)

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事情 (312) shì qíng affair, matter
同情 (160) tóng qíng sympathy
心情 (161) xīn qíng mood, state of mind

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jīng pupil (of eye)

“Color your eyes with blue-green eye shadow to set off your PUPILs!” / The Giant fancies a job in advertising and is trying to write jingles (this is his first effort, for a cosmetics company).

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眼睛 (284) yǎn jīng eye

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jīng splendid

“Blue-green rice is splendid!” / Another of the Giant’s advertising jingles.

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精力 (14) jīng lì energy, vigor

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liàng shining

In the gazebo were several golden statues of a young boy, SHINING so brightly in the sun that they were dazzling passers by. / The two Dwarves had found the statues remind them of Aneta Langerova’s face and had polished them up (rather too well it seems!)

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月亮 (61) yuè liàng the moon

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tíng pavilion

Inside the gazebo is a box of nails so the carpenter, Rappaport, can convert it into a PAVILION (by nailing up walls to it). / But he’s being watched by the Fairy who’s so hot he feels tingles down his spine as if she was shooting the nails to his spine.

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tíng halt
Harry wanders into the pavilion and HALTs in his tracks. / A beautiful Fairy, looking like hottie Liu Yan, hovering near the ceiling sends a tingle down his spine too.

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dān single
Horace and Clarabell Cow carried horns into the field and tied them to a cross which marked where the SINGLE rare flower would bloom. / Unfortunately the Giant came along and picked it, thinking it was a dandelion!

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单位 (178) dān wèi work unit
单词 (231) dān cí a word
单人床 (12, 171) dān rén chuáng single bed

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jiān room
The huge city gates blocked the sun from the ROOM. / The two Giants set up a generator to provide lighting.

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房间 (293) fáng jiān a room
中间 (33) zhōng jiān center; among
时间 (105) shí jiān a period of time
之间 (121) A B zhī jiān between A and B
洗手间 (139, 31) xǐ shǒu jiān washroom, toilet

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jiǎn simple
The bamboo stands ready in the room and a piece of paper headed “SIMPLE Instructions” is pinned to the wall. / The Twin Teddies (rather optimistically) set about building their own generator.
简单 (344) jiǎn dān simple

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hé join together
Ariana combined mouths in a kiss with Santa Clause hoping to get presents in exchange for her „services“. She did it for so long that they found they had become JOINed TOGETHER. / All very embarrassing, as they had to shuffle along to the Fairy who unstuck them and brewed up a herbal mouthwash for them to prevent infections.

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合理 (158) hé lǐ logical, reasonable
合作 (207) hé zuò co-operation
合同 (160) hé tong agreement, contract

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ná using
Grandpa, gramdma, the kids and all the farm animals joined together their hands USING all the energy and strength they have to pull down the apple, which was above their hands of course. But Annie Lennox was the most eager to pluck it of all. / The Fairy had supplied narcotics for them to relieve pain while pulling.

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拿去 (86) ná qù to take (away)

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shí pick up
The king says to the princess “You must accept the hand of the winning suitor and join together with him in matrimony. But you must stay on the same level, next to each other, we got equal rights now and all, you know.. Each suitor will PICK UP the marital plate.” (The winner is of course a trained pick-up artist). / The Fairy will sit on the plate with a shallot balanced on her head, and the PUA keeps it balanced there the longest, so he’s the winner.”
(拾 is used for “ten” (instead of 十) on bank checks, to prevent alterations)

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hā laugh
At the mouth of the cave the potholers are joined together with ropes so nobody can get lost, when they hear a LAUGH booming round the cave. / They run in all directions, falling over the ropes, and the Giant laughs even harder.

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哈哈 hā hā (sound of laughter)

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gěi (jǐ) for(someone)
He took colored threads which he joined together, plaiting them into a bracelet. But who is it FOR? / For Teddy’s new girlfriend, the geisha.

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dá (dā) answer
In the old days a couple had to ask the village bamboo pipe if they were suitable to join together in marriage - a lot depended on the ANSWER it gave. / But it was really only the Fairy in the dark who
was whispering the answers.
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回答   (202) huí dá     to reply, answer
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piàn slice

Trump has been drinking again and says that the waiter bends his knee when he serves a SLICE of bread. / All the GOP senators want the slice, but the Two Dwarf chefs carry the slice up to the penthouse where the party is in full swing.

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片面 (313) piàn miàn onesided, unilateral

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jiào call

At the mouth of the cave George has become entangled in the brambles and CALLs for help. / Unfortunately the two mountain rescue Dwarves are watching the jousting on TV (and can’t hear you calling as they are too busy arguing over which is the better team).

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叫做 (210) jiào zuò be called, be known as
叫门 (27) jiào mén call at the door

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shōu accept

(In a mountaineering contest) A climber, George Constanza, gets entangled in his ropes and has to tap on the rocks to attract attention - he has to ACCEPT help from his bitter rival, Kramer. / The Giant, who would normally do the rescues, is away watching the show-jumping.

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收音机 (257, 10) shōu yīn jī radio set (receiver)

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bēi inferior

Trump doesn’t recognize that one white man can think he’s superior, but if you take four whities, some of them will definitely be INFERIOR. / Even if they’re inferior criminals, I’ll bail them out, Trump says. but the Giant judge is skeptical and sets a high bail.

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pí beer

“Normally I don’t let anything inferior into my mouth, but what I really fancy right now is a BEER. / It’s just what I need to go with my pizza,” said the Fairy (slumming it a bit).

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啤酒 (102) pí jiǔ beer

63
Q

A

jǐng a well

Trump orders his slaves to mark the place with a cross sign - two pairs of paralel and vertical lines - for digging a WELL. / I’ll tell WinnieTP to jingle his bell when it’s time for a break.

64
Q

A

jìn proceed

The road to the well was so full of people that you could only PROCEED slowly along it. / The Dwarf, stuck in the queue, was glad that he had brought his hip flask full of gin.

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进去  (86) jìn qù     go in
进来   (65) jìn lái     come in
进行   (81) jìn xíng     to conduct, carry out
前进   (90) qián jìn     to advance
请进   (336) qǐng jìn     please come in
先进   (137) xiān jìn     advanced
65
Q

A

gǎi alter

The magician, Boza, needed merely to tap him self with his wand to ALTER his appearance completely. / Teddy (dressed up as his assistant) cries, “Gimme that wand! Look, I’ll turn into a tourist guide!”

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改进 (358) gǎi jìn improvement
改期 (236) gǎi qī to change the date (of a meeting etc.)
改日 (6) gǎi rì another day (than today)
改正 (29) gǎi zhèng rectify

66
Q

A

ice

67
Q

A

kuàng situation

Lisa’s older brother fell head-first through the ice. “We’re on thin ice, that’s another fine SITUATION you’ve got me into,” she spluttered. / The Twin ice-guardian Dwarfs bound across on their kangaroos to investigate.

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情况 (339) qíng kuàng situation

68
Q

A

qiàn lacking

As he watched the man bowing to him, Harry found it difficult not to laugh as the man’s trousers fell down, LACKing a belt to keep them up! / Dwarf Twins with caps backfront bring a chain for him to tighten his pants.

69
Q

A

cì times

The ice in the rink was lacking depth for the umpteenth TIME. / The Dwarf started keeping statistics on the number of times it happened (so that he wouldn’t be blamed by the management).

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其次 (235) qí cì next, secondly; secondary
两次 (222) liǎng cì twice

70
Q

A

chuī puff

The mouth of the cave is lacking a door so every PUFF of wind comes in. / But the owner, Scrooge McDuck, wants to see who’s coming to visit, so he can welcome them before the (overzealous) Giant, who guards the cave, starts chewing their asses and chases them away (especially the big bad wolf, who regularely comes to huff and puff…)

71
Q

A

huān joyful

The New Year celebration is in full swing at the orphanage. They all shake hands, and despite lacking the basics they are all JOYFUL. / The Giant Twins, who guards the orphanage, hand out streamers - a generous donation of king Juan Carlos.

72
Q

A

jiǔ long time

(( =I= underground river))
(( =i= 欠 qiàn lacking))

/ (A guided tour in an old mine) Harry hasn’t bowed to anyone in a LONG TIME.” But then he starts bending! Twin Teddies had jumped on his back to make him bow for a joke (and then roll around laughing).

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不久 (9) bù jiǔ not long
好久 (18) hǎo jiǔ a long time

73
Q

A

zhǎo; zhuǎ claw

Tom’s trying to catch Jerry with his three-pronged CLAW, but Teddy yells at him saying he should use his jaw.

When it is used as the top of a composite character, “claw” takes the form 365b below.

74
Q

A

ài love

The dying Homer says to Marge, “I intend to hand down all my possessions to you when I die; you have been a true friend to me and shown me the only LOVE I’ve ever known.” / The Dwarf butler actually smiles: this had melted the ice in his heart.

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爱人 (12) ài rén spouse
爱情 (339) ài qíng (romantic) love
可爱 (140) kě’ài lovely, lovable
亲爱 (196) qī’-nài darling, beloved

75
Q

A

nuǎn warm

The two geishas lie in the sun making love and feeling each other’s WARM skin. / The Teddy Twins (who guards their well-being) ride up and down the beach dressed like a nanny to warn people they should let them alone.

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暖和 (126) nuǎn huo warm (weather)

76
Q

A

fù father

(At the barber’s) Picture the octopus wielding a pair of shears, giving a haircut to your FATHER! / In the next chair along, a Dwarf is grumpily trimming the beard of Footballer Ronaldo (he doesn’t hold with all this personal vanity).

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父亲 (196) fù qīn father

77
Q

A

bā wait for, hope for

Mickey sent a smiley to Minnie - a smiling face with two eyes that look like square-framed glasses, and now he’s WAITing FOR a reply. He hopes she’s gonna wanna go to a bar with him, where his friend, the Giant, can impress her with his huge cock.

78
Q

A

ba suggestion

You open your mouth and wait for the dentist, Ben Harper, to start work, but instead he says, “I have a SUGGESTION. / Perhaps you’d like to try my robot assistant - he can do this work at a bargain price.”

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酒吧 (102) jiǔ bā bar (a place serving drinks)

79
Q

A

bǎ handle

There’s a line for the sale at Zlicin shopping mall. You are at the front of the queue waiting for the shop to open, your hand ready to grab the door HANDLE as soon as the door is unlocked. / Behind you, Teddy excitedly hops around, hoping to bag a bargain.

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一把刀 (1, 72) yì bǎ dāo a knife

80
Q

A

bà dad

In the line for the sale Bart is waiting for his father Homer to come, so that he will be allowed in the erotic shop. When he arrives Bart shouts, “DAD!” / They both race off to stop the Dwarf grabbing all the bartender girls videos.

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爸爸 bàba dad, daddy, papa

81
Q

A

pá climb

Tom sits with its claws at the ready, and waits for Jerry to come through the hole in the fence - but Jerry CLIMBs over the fence instead. / Nothing will stop him getting to one of the Fairy’s legendary parties, with go-go dancers and a lot of boning.

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爬山 (110) pá shān to climb a mountain

82
Q

A

guān switch off, connection

Yosemite Sam is arriving at a fancy dress party in Heaven. St Peter says: “You shouldn’t wear horns in Heaven, - especially not plastic ones with flashing lights - SWITCH them OFF at once!” / The voice came from Twin Giants sitting on a gantry above the Pearly Gates.

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关心 (161) guān xīn care for, care about
海关 (129) hǎi guān (frontier) customs

83
Q

A

lián connect

The bomb disposal expert has been called to deal with an old unexploded bomb. He puts his ear to the casing until he hears the mechanism switch off, then he can CONNECT up the two wires to make it safe. / Twin Fairies fly in with a bowl of lentil soup (to relax with, afterwards).

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联合 (347) lián hé unite, get together

84
Q

A

yán words

In the biplane you can see your co-pilot Ema’s sensual mouth moving but can’t hear what she’s saying (because of the wind noise), so you fit a canopy or lid on top so you can hear each other’s WORDs. / The Fairy from Osaka pays one Japanese yen to go for a ride (and might do so now that the canopy will protect her bikini from being blown off!)

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语言 (68) yǔ yán language
发言 (146) fā yán (make a) speech

85
Q

A

xìn letter

Harry is good at reading documents written using old Hebrew words, and people often bring him old LETTERs from demolished Jewish quarters to decipher. / The Dwarf brings him an old shin bone with writing on it (hoping to catch him out).

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相信 (163) xiāng xìn believe (in, that)
来信 (65) lái xìn incoming letter
回信 (202) huí xìn a reply
信心 (161) xìn xīn confidence

86
Q

A

shǎo (shào) few

The small slide is for small children only - but there are only a FEW slides like this in the whole country. / Teddy clambers up and shouts with joy as he slides down. (Teddies are allowed on too as
they’re very light.)

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多少 (69) duō shǎo how many?
不少 (9) bù shǎo quite a few

87
Q

A

bù step

“Stop! says the Dwarf guardian of NKOTB marks in Hollywood walk of fame. - Only a few may walk in the pop music masters’ foot STEPs.” / The Dwarf carefully removes visitors boots to lead the chosen few (placing his feet in the footprints).

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进步 (358) jìn bù make progress

88
Q

A

shěng province

Orban chooses a few trusted officials to keep an eye on the PROVINCE while he is away on his next foreign trip. / Be careful, Teddy, don’t let any aliens in, this belongs to Shengen area!

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省力 (14) shěng lì to save effort
省会 (59) shěng huì provincial capital

89
Q

A

jiāo pay

Bart bangs a saucepan lid by his father Homer’s ear. “PAY me my pocket money!” / But the father only grunts - he’s watching the Twin Giants jousting on TV.

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外交 (71) wài jiāo foreign affairs

90
Q

A

jiǎo dumpling

(In the canteen) “The food is a disgrace, you have to pay so much, and then all you get is DUMPLINGs.” / The Twin Teddies (the cooks) are watching the jousting on TV (so haven’t bothered to cook anything else).

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饺子 (17) jiǎo zi stuffed dumpling

91
Q

A

jiào comparison

(At the Nais freeway toll booths) The cars are queuing up to pay, with the drivers in the two queues making COMPARISONs about how long they had been there. / The lines are building up because the two Dwarves, who man the two toll booths, are both watching the jousting on their TV sets.

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比较 (228) bǐ jiào comparatively

92
Q

A

xiào school

In the village there is a special tree, and the villagers make people pay to see it, using the money to build a SCHOOL. / Two Dwarves go round the local area like town criers, shouting out news about the tree and drumming up business.

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学校 (82) xué xiào school
校园 (302) xiào yuán campus

93
Q

A

niú cow

((=/=   午                    wǔ                      noon ))
((=/=                                                      “calf ” ))
((=/=   生                     shēng        life ))

While the criminal Krejci was on parole he had to wear a label with a picture of a COW on it - to show that his job was to look after the cows. / It took twin Fairies (working in shifts) to satisfy this notorious criminal to prevent him from backsliding.

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牛肉 (221) niú ròu beef
吹牛 (362) chuī niú to boast, brag

94
Q

A

jiàn number of things

In the “Best Trained Cow” competition at the village fete, Harry trains his cow (Clarabelle) to do a NUBER OF THINGS (juggling, standing on its head, etc.) / It finishes by genuflecting to the Twin Dwarf adjudicators.

95
Q

A

gē older brother

At the May celebrations there are two May poles, one for the older children and one for the smaller children. A small boy Michael dances round the smaller pole and looks across to where his OLDER BROTHER Nick is dancing round the other one. / The Giant accompanies the dance with a tune on chimes made out of girders.

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哥哥 gē gē older brother
大哥 (47) dà gē eldest brother

96
Q

A

gē song

Michael’s older brother Nick is totally lacking in talent but insists on singing his favorite SONG. / The Giant accompanies him on the chimes made out of girders, but unfortunately can’t quite drown him out.

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歌手 (31) gē shǒu (professional) singer
儿歌 (21) ér gē nursery rhyme

97
Q

A

yīng (yìng) should

The singer of Clash hauls up his supplies (in a basket on a rope) and stores them in a shelter next to his hut. the place was so fucking remote he wrote his famous song “SHOULD I stay or Should I go”. / The Giant can only call his friend, an engineer, and devise a hauling machine.

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应当 (267) yīng dāng should, ought to

98
Q

A

xiàng towards

(Looking around caves, with a view to buying one) A drop of fan Fan Bingbing’s saliva is falling from the skylight towards Johnatan Ames head and she and pappa Smurf realize it faces TOWARDS the housing project so people might see them. / The Twin Dwarves who are waiting outside for their turn, argue back and forth for a while but finally profesor Xavier reminds them this is a small price to pay to get with a Shanghai chick.

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方向 (291) fāng xiàng direction

99
Q

A

xiǎng noisy

The mouth of the cave faces towards a NOISY part of town, cause there’s a lot of boning going on around. / The Twin Teddies and profesor Xavier, though, are excited: “We’ll be able to see all the Shanghai chicks.”

100
Q

A

huà to change

Harry looks in his diary and sees that in seven days he has to CHANGE the clock on the church tower (to daylight saving time). / Last time he had forgotten and the Twin Dwarfs who guard the tower got a hard-on seeing the Fairy doing it above their heads.

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化学 (82) huà xué chemistry
文化 (25) wén huà culture

101
Q

A

huā flower

Rather than just having grass, Ema wants to change part of her garden into a FLOWER bed. / She employs the Twin Giants to look after the flowers, and they use their hard-ons to scare ladies who might wanna steal the flowers.

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花园 (302) huā yuán garden
种花 (279) zhòng huā to grow flowers

102
Q

A

lì experience

Prince Adam is getting drunk and screaming that he has the power and he can survive jumping off a cliff - cause he has EXPERIENCE with fooling around doing crazy stuff. / The Dwarf has to tell Teela to let him leak her to calm him down.

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经历 (244) jīng lì experience

103
Q

A

jiù outdated

(In a town park) Using a stick and the sun is a very OUTDATED way of telling the time. / The Twin Dwarfs park keepers mutter to each other - they take it to the junkyard to get some money for it.

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旧历 (393) jiù lì lunar calendar

104
Q

A

yè industry

Trump employs the Unicorn to hold a vertical tube and attract two drops of rain from both sides, but they miss the tube. Is that your water INDUSTRY? complains the Dwarf. I’ll employ yetis to build a new waterworks and beat your primitive business.

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工业 (147) gōng yè (manufacturing) industry
作业 (207) zuò yè homework, assignment
事业 (312) shì yè career; cause, undertaking

105
Q

A

yà asia

The unicorn industry churns out plastic unicorns, each with “Made in ASIA” stamped underneath. / The schoolgirls that manufactured these Unicorns look too young, says the Dwarf.

106
Q

A

bìng stand side by side

In the high plateaus of Asia the buddhist monks play tunes on animal horns - STANDing SIDE BY SIDE (like a huge set of pan-pipes). / The future Dalai Lama is so inept the Dwarf conductor yells “Bingo!” when he finally gets the tone right.

107
Q

A

pèng bump into

Imagine setting up large (Stonehenge-type) stones like a huge domino run - they stand side by side so that when each one falls it will BUMP INTO the next one. / The Dwarf warns people to be punctual or they will miss this big event.

108
Q

A

shǐ history

The HISTORY lesson taught by Trump is about current politics - the middle is bent towards the left and propped by the right. Teddy is bored by this class and sits munching shallots at the back.

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历史 (393) lì shǐ history

109
Q

A

an (lì) official

The OFFICIAL of the Town hall announces that there was a cross on the top of the building, but this is just a history now. They employed a robot designed like Atom Ant to take it off.

110
Q

使

A

shǐ use, send, envoy

(In the gallery of modern art) Harry asks the official if he can USE his camera. / He wants a picture of the sculpture “Teddy sitting on a pile of shallots”.

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使用 (130) shǐ yòng use, apply

111
Q

A

gèng even more

Jerry throws a bill out of the window in a book “History of Unicorns”, but immediately he receives twice as much from a fan. Kramer tells him he’s Even Steven. Actually, you’re Even more Steven Gore” cause you got even more than you threw out. The Dwarf bring a gun and his gang for Jerry to protect his fortune.

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更加 (325) gèng jiā still more, even more

112
Q

便

A

pián; biàn 1. advantageous 2. convenient

In the saloon Harry had had a lot to drink, but his opponent Even More Steven Gore (Steven Segul) ) had drunk even more - Harry would find this ADVANTAGEOUS if it came to a gunfight. / The Fairy Twins wanted to avoid bloodshed so each conjured up a bullet-proof vest so that any bullets wouldn’t hurt them - the only thing that can penetrate would do so at the party later…

*
On the spaceship Harry has even more concubines in his bigger cabin than Kramer, who calls him Even more steven Gore. but Harry knows it is COVENIENT (as he can accommodate them). / The Dwarf Twins complain that they have to share a cabin, with barely enough room for a bench, let alone beds for concubines.

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方便 (291) fāng biàn convenient, handy
便利 (132) biàn lì convenient