2nd period Musical

Question 1

Author: Yes, that’s good. No wait. Backspace. Ughhhhh why is this so hard.

Answer 1

I wouldn’t do that if I were you.

Question 2

Author: Show yourself

Answer 2

It’s me

Question 3

Author: who are you?

Answer 3

That’s ironic considering you’re my creator

Question 4

Author: you’re what???

Answer 4

I’m your character!!! I’m Hansel!!

Question 5

Author: You’re who now?

Answer 5

Ok last time lady. In your book, I am Hansel and my twin is Gretel

Question 6

Author: To change the introduction of your fairy tale

Answer 6

Let’s not get into the details, I don’t think you can handle it right now.

Question 7

Author: Huh, now that would be interesting

Answer 7

Okay, now right it down and see if it works.

Question 8

Gretel: I’m so hungry! Why didn’t we eat lunch before we left?

Answer 8

Because our stepmother was in charge of lunch today and she’s the reason we are out in these woods

Question 9

Gretel: Hold on, am I hallucinating or is that a house over there?

Answer 9

You probably are, but then again I must be crazy because I see it too? But why would we want to go into that house? It’s run down and has a bunch of broken windows.

Question 10

Gretel: can we make it like a house of candy or something? That is much more appealing.

Answer 10

I would even take a cabin that looks welcoming. I DONT KNOW MAYBE A SIGN OUT FRONT.

Question 11

Gretel: should we just start from the beginning or continue where you left off?

Answer 11

I think we should just keep going. I’m hungry and candy sounds very promising.

Question 12

Witch: come on inside kids

Answer 12

What was that??

Question 13

Gretel: maybe we should have asked the girl to cut that out too

Answer 13

Let’s just go get candy gretel

Question 14

Witch: yea, that’s right please enjoy my food

Answer 14

AHHHHHH

Question 15

Witch: I have caught some children!

Answer 15

If I were in your shoes, I would have been quite okay with a bird. They seem sufficient.

Question 16

Witch: now that I’ve caught you, I will grant you one dying wish

Answer 16

What??? I’m doomed to die??

Question 17

Gretel: they have a tragic climax but then they survive victoriously

Answer 17

That’s what’s happening right now! But besides the point, my dying wish is to sing

Question 18

Witch: alright fine. Now, choose a song

Answer 18

Yes, don’t judge it till you hear it.

Question 19

Gretel: but I don’t want to die

Answer 19

CLARISSE AUTHOR PLEASE HELP IM YOUR SON OR THERE ABOUTS

Question 20

Author: I am working my butt of trying to make your story to your satisfaction and y’all keep complaining

Answer 20

But, we are going to die

Question 21

Gretel: I never thought I would say this but I’m sorry

Answer 21

Me too. I guess I thought you were my fairy godmother and could just fix all of my problems.

Question 22

Author: hahaha

Answer 22

She’s not kidding.

Question 23

Author: fine, the only other ending I can think of is that you kids kill the witch

Answer 23

SO WE WENT FROM VICTIMS TO MURDERERS????

Question 24

Witch: my only request is that y’all kill me in style. That’s my wish.

Answer 24

All right we shall grant that. But are you sure you want to die?

Question 25

Gretel: that was… lovely… okay let’s get this over with

Answer 25

Thank you for your sacrifice

Question 26

Witch: enjoy your life— and you’re free to eat my candy

Answer 26

SHE LET US EAT HER HOUSE

Question 27

SHE LET US EAT HER HOUSE

Answer 27

Ohhhhh Gretel

Question 28

Gretel: yeah… I want the sour patch kids

Answer 28

NO, we dropped her into the fire

Question 29

Gretel: ohhh… yikes… well I think she would have hated us either way…

Answer 29

HEY AUTHOR LADY!!! WHAT DO WE DO NOW??

Question 30

Gretel: Dad!! Oh right

Answer 30

Wait, what about step mom?