YOU ROLLED A 6

Question 1

Fines may be applied

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Hey how’s it going? Anyone sitting here?

Question 2

Now serving zz793

Answer 2

what is with these weird, random numbers?

Question 3

i feel like i’ve been here forever

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i know. this place feels like purgatory

Question 4

just don’t fuck with their coffee breaks

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all i have to do is get a new drivers license because my wallet was stolen

Question 5

what a waste of your time

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you’re telling me. I already had to turn around once because i forgot to bring enough ID information. Glad I realized it before i came in

Question 6

now serving i-215

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thank god

Question 7

turn on the charm, man. kiss ass

Answer 7

but you said the only thing they care about is their breaks

Question 8

how can i help you?

Answer 8

yeah. i need to renew my license

Question 9

ughh..

Answer 9

um. will that be a problem

Question 10

do you need a new photo, did you fill out the form… with the might bruhahimen?

Answer 10

yes.. yes.. what?

Question 11

was there sarcasm in your invocation?

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how did you even hear me?

Question 12

did you make an offering?

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to you? are you asking for a bribe?

Question 13

…which i highly doubt you will see before the end

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i’m sorry. look. i think we got off to a bad start. let me try again. hello, I’m…

Question 14

…vanquish bailrock for your chance of an audience

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wait. i have to do what now? I don’t have time for…

Question 15

you cannot move forward without defeating your greatest foe

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balirook? greatest foe?! I don’t even know who he is!

Question 16

..showing you just how small you really are

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how..do i… vanquish.. that?

Question 17

bailrock approaches. roll

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do i know.. it? it looks familiar

Question 18

bailrock is known by all. roll

Answer 18

what do i have to do again?

Question 19

roll

Answer 19

this is ridiculous (roll on floor)

Question 20

you rolled a #

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so.. what does that mean?