Unfinished Quitation Flashcards
And God blessed the seventh day
Génesis 2:3
It is the seventh day (Sunday) and the sun rises waking up the General’ sis who thinks it’s a weekday Police school today. She rushes out and tries putting on her shoe as she rushes, almost hitting a tree.
For until the law sin was in the world…
Romans 5:13
Roman soldier is practicing his skills, aiming at a law that has been attached to a tree. He first pulls out a knife, hits in the target. A person comes running shouting to stop, but he grabs his gun and shoots again, causing the tree to fall.
Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities….
2 Corinthians 12:10
2 core Indians fell sick, a nursing nun takes off her shoe, puts the shoe at the bottom a stop sign and a hen falls down because it fainted because of the smell of the shoe.
But God, who is rich in mercy…
Ephesians 2:4
Thiago sees an open door with lofts of riches behind it. In front of that door lays a freezing E on which his shoe gets stuck when he tries rushing over to the riches, which makes him fall and land right in front of a big stop sign that was placed in front of the door leading to the riches.
This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee…
John 2:11
Jesus takes of his shoe and walks into the water to John the Baptist. He hears the father say: son! Son!
What? Know ye not that your body…
1 Corinthians 6:19
One core Indians is working out super hard to build his body (Body building) using many sticks, until his time rings to stop, right next to him a nun is training by lifting a pine
If we live in the spirit, let us also walk…
Galatians 5:25
Two giant galattins (boots) are walking and start dancing a jive, when they hear someone scream stooooooop, it’s a shoe catching up with them and joining the jive
Howebeit many of them which heard the word believed…
Acts 4:4
John is locked inside the house behind two doors. Jackson screams from outside: hear my word and believe me. grab an ax and work yourself through both doors.
Jesús answered and said: this voice came….
John 12:30
Jesus is still in the water with John the Baptist. He hears the voice of his father again saying SON, Jesus walks out and puts back on his shoe. He stops, turns around and puts on nerdy AR glasses.
And Moses made haste, and bowed his head…
Exodus 34:8
Moses is in a haste as part of a tremendous mass exodus, to save himself he guilds on to a tree and hangs there for such a long time that he gets sore, his muscles stop holding and and he falls right into the arms of a maid.
There was a man in the land of Uz
Job 1:1
Steve Jobs sits in the land of IOS and looks at the business reports stating he ranks nr. 1 in everything
For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this…
Galatians 5:14
The huge Galatians boots keep jiving, they stop and open a huge scroll which keeps rolling and rolling and rolling rolling over a nun which makes her fall on the floor. And all there is on this huge scroll is one word.
And I will put enmity between thee and the woman…
Génesis 3:15
A woman rushes by on a unicycle beyond speed limit and crashes into a tree with the snake in it. Gens sis on traffic duty that day gives her a ticket for not stopping by the stop sign. Immediately the nursing nun comes rushing to safe her life.
For the Lord your God is God of gods and Lord of lords….
Deuteronomy 10:17
The Judo mummy is about to sacrifice a hen to all the Greek gods including Poseidon, Zeus, when he hears a loud voice shouting STOP: there is only way to heaven.
Moreover if thy brother shall trespass against thee
Matthew 18:15
A nun is running late, she doesnt stop and ignores a huge sign that says no trespassing at a door and falls over the doormat. A nursing nun behind her comes to safe her life.
