IDEA 3

Question 1

1) INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY PHILIP and his assistant, HARRISON, are looking over contracts.

Answer 1

PHILIP:
… Well, it looks good to me!

HARRISON:
Sir -

PHILIP:
- You’ve forged my signature before, yes?

Question 2

2) HARRISON: Sir, if I may -

Answer 2

PHILIP:
- Just sign on my behalf and we’re good to go!
(And then)
Is it lunch time yet?

HARRISON:
Sir, I can’t sign this.

PHILIP:
Course you can! Look, here’s a pen - that’s half the battle, you’re welcome

Question 3

3) HARRISON: Do you even understand what this is?

Answer 3

PHILIP:
Of course I do!
(A beat )
It’s a, you know, it’s a very official document about the shares.

The stocks. It’s from the board. Of which I am a member of.

It’s board business. Boring, really. Here! You can use the custom Parker my mother left me!

Question 4

4) HARRISON: But it’s signing away your shares, Sir!

Answer 4

PHILIP:
My shares? Well that’s impossible - I am the shares! That means I’d give up my spot!

Question 5

5) HARRISON: That’s what I’m trying to tell you.

Answer 5

PHILIP:
Well don’t sign it, for god’s sake!
(And then)
Is this a coup? Are they trying to get me out? Do they think I’m stupid? Why am I even asking you, you’re an assistant, not an advisor. Where did you even go to university?

Question 6

6) HARRISON: Brown

Answer 6

PHILIP:
That’s a colour, not a school.

HARRISON:
… Right. PHILIP You know what, get out. I’ll have my lawyer read this over seeing as you can’t make heads or tails of it!

HARRISON exits.

PHILIP (CONT’ D) (To himself; dialling his lawyer)
Brown. Ridiculous man, trying to fool me.