CARRION ONLY FIGHT

Question 1

remember, if you see something, say something

Answer 1

hey, how’s it going? anyone sitting here?

Question 2

now boarding for flight zz793

Answer 2

what is with these weird random numbers?

Question 3

i feel like i’ve been here forever

Answer 3

i know, this place feels like purgatory

Question 4

…trolls and ogres that couldn’t give 2 shits about how long we sit here

Answer 4

just don’t fuck with their coffee breaks. (laugh) I know. i was lucky to get in. i thought I lost my drivers license. I put it in the wrong pocket of my bag

Question 5

where ya headed?

Answer 5

i’m meeting my family for vacation in san diego. this is just a layover. how bout you?

Question 6

shatner please return to gate a1701

Answer 6

never heard of it. where is that again?

Question 7

at the bottom of a mountain in arizona

Answer 7

is it near flagstaff? it’s beautiful over there

Question 8

i like your style

Answer 8

thanks. they are vintage. well, hand me downs really, but it sounds more impressive to say vintage

Question 9

they have more meaning that way

Answer 9

yeah, they have actually been in the family for a long time. this one was my great uncle’s

Question 10

i only have a few

Answer 10

whatcha got?

Question 11

squirrels and a jackrabbit

Answer 11

nice! I am guessing the jackrabbit it from near bailrock?

Question 12

my backyard actually

Answer 12

a few of these are imports, and this one is actually roadkill. you just never know what you’re going to be up against

Question 13

remember, this is a 2 carrion only fight

Answer 13

really?! that’s a crappy pun even for me. where’s the rim shot?