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-I’m so happy you’re here. The fact that you’re here on cat week has to be special.
-it’s a lifelong dream
-a lot of people like sweeps, but I think cats week is more…
-cat week is really what I was striving for, especially because I’m highly allergic to cats
So I have absolutely no relationship to them whatsoever
My children are very mad at me about it cause they really want a cat, we have dogs. But my kids want a cat
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And then my five-year-old recently begged me for a cat, and I said I’m sorry honey we can’t have a cat because mommy is allergic.
And she said mommy when you die, can we get a cat? I thought that was really sweet of her!
-yeah, it’s thoughtful of her to wait! So did you say yes?
-that’s a shame! Have you been allergic your whole life to cats?
-it clicked on when I was about 13.
Do you like them though?
-they’re fine!
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I mean listen I have rats at my house so I need a cat.
-do you live in a valley? Because there’s an infestation right now.
Did you know that? Yes I saw it on the news!
-oh they’ve been there for years
-Yeah well at your house?
How many have you seen?
- I just smell them when they’re dead! So quite a few
-I would move if I were you because thats a shame!
-I’m assuming-I don’t know- you’re not pregnant right?
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-because I never know with you, every time you’re here , you’re pregnant
Oh my god look there is one, we looked all through the years , and there was another!
-my nose is pregnant in that too,
-yeah you were pregnant every single time you were here!
How many kids you have?
Who knows?
I have four incredible amazing kids. And there is no more diapers in my house.
-what’s the youngest?
-I have kids now
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-she’s five, she is the one asked if we could get cat after I die!
She really loves me!
And my oldest turned 13.
I have teenager
Which is so weird because I’m so young!
It’s amazing actually, I was scared. People always tell you that it’s going to be intense! Ans she’s a girl, and they say girls go through a lot and a lot of hormones. She’s just really great and really sweet and nice! And got her head on her shoulders, she’s fun! She’s taller than me!
Yeas it’s crazy! And she wears my shoes!
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I’m fascinated it’s like a science experiment, I’m fascinated by!
-at 13 she’s wearing the same shoes as you, yeah, well that’s great you can save that money that way. You share.
-that’s what I’m working on!
-that’s a great reason to have children to save money
-yeah I never had a sister
-it’s good thing to have four kids because that’s the plan to save money is have as many kids as possible. So you could save a lot of money
Well they’re inexpensive from what I heard
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-I mean you don’t have to feed them but you can!
-well it’s the amount that matters, you know!
-just throw them all in one like a bucket of water and say, bathe.
-and especially once they understand language when you say bathe!
When they are infants, they don’t know!
So if you say bathe they’d be like , ahh
But when they’re older they’d understand, bathe
So yeah we’ve worked it out.
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